Mission Statement for my Personal Web Page

So I'm not technically sure what the mission statement for my own personal website should be...but perhaps someone will comment with some ideas on how to make this better.

Mission Statement:
This web site is designed for the user to get a closer look into my life, without getting too close for comfort. Here the user will be able to find some of my design work (and a resume showing that I'm trainable until I actually get the piece of paper to prove it). The work displayed here is always open constructive criticism and can be emailed to me if the user chooses to do so. Along with a display of my work, some of my hobbies can also be found here. Currently my main hobby (when I have time and money) are cars and computers, but don't be surprised to see something entirely random pop-up as an interest of mine. My hope for the design of the site is to show my personality and feeling at the time it was designed. Ideally, I hope to go through several designs throughout the course of the web site's life. The content of this site will be light-hearted and sometimes sarcastic (so don't take everything I say literally). With all of that said, please enjoy your visit. Thank you.